ostracizedpoodle:

Short people are closer to the ground and closer to satan

(via xtipyourbartenderx)

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via write-a-lot)

nestingcas:

me: i’m gonna write

me: [reads another person’s writing]

me: i’m never writing again

(Source: mishcollin, via totallyfunkless)